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some thought-provoking fortunes as of late

Two fortune cookies to report. They probably all came from delivery places, likely "Burger Win" or "Burger Joy" in East Atlanta.

The first read,

Now is the time for peace in your life. Go along with other's ideas.

They misplaced the apostrophe, I believe. But the gist of this one made me feel sort of weird. To have peace in my life, I must not have any ideas of my own? That could definitely alleviate some frictions, but I'm not sure it's the best prescription. Thanks for creating an existential conundrum, Mr. Cookie.

The next reads,

You deserve special treatment this month. Enjoy dessert.

Hm. It is my birthday month and I was planning on special treatment, but more of the massage/haircut/new clothing variety. Dessert however, is something I skip way too often. Not now. Now that the cookie has empowered me, I will attempt dessert with every meal! So, does a fortune count as dessert?
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